just noticed I did post from christmas eve drunkeness, what a night!
turns out I was on the phone to my mate telling her I was in a moist bush, dragging my phone along the wall to make noises and rating girls for her as they passed. As I was drunk, they could hear my saying that they're fit and I'd smash(sexy time) them haha
the moist bush was litteraly a bush that was wet from the rain
I was on the phone for 34 minutes chatting absolute shite but it was worth it
Christmas day was just family drunkness and pulp fiction
Boxing night started a bit downbeat, especially coz one of the boys had just dumped his missus and she was texting him saying she'd been spiked which was bullshit so we ignored her, downed some desperados(tequila and beer), some pitchers of cheeky vimto(3 blue wkds and 6 ports in a jug) and went dancin where I rapped rappers delight by the sugar hill gang to the entire dancefloor then found an Afro air guitared this charming man by the smiths
about 3am we left, fucked about for ages, got a Hella nice burger and came home to find I'd accidently taped mighty boosh live, wahoo!
Overall, a good 3 days so far. Roll on new years eve!
I hope this vague description makes up for my lack of dedication to the drunk thread
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