you didn't deserve that... - Page 2

Conan_Troutman · #16 (**permalink**) 05-09-2008, 10:24 PM

I'm an healthy safety officer at work and you wouldn't believe the sh!t I have to do.

including writing safe systems of work on how to wipe your ar5e so they don't sprain a wrist and sue us.

some peeps are phuqing idiots

"I cut my finger "
"HOW?"
"you know that sign that says do not put finger in hole _sharp edges"
"yeah"
"Well I stuck my finger in it"

"there's the door mate phuq off"

jimbles · #17 (**permalink**) 05-09-2008, 10:29 PM

lmfao conan!

seanc · #18 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbles

i got a second degree burn using a product of some companies, and it never said risk of burns on instructions... surely that's a claim?

Or maybe your just really stupid

jimbles · #19 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by seanc

Or maybe your just really stupid

im actually being truthful though sean, its really sore

Conan_Troutman · #20 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbles

im actually being truthful though sean, its really sore

what is it and what did you do...if you were not using it as instructed that includes any PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) they advised you have no claim.

also burns on the skin can be caused by several things...heat...cold...chemical reaction...(often caused by mixing products...tell you more in a minute)...or an allergic reaction which may appear as a burn...the company can't be held responsible for the last two...possibly the first two if they know about it and have not warned against.

right as for mixing chemicals...did you know on average 7 cleaners are found dead a year and over 3000 people found unconscious in toilets...this is due to the cleaners mixing bleach and detergent...it gives off a really nasty gas some of you may have experienced it ...that burning of the eyes when you enter a public rest room...yet you never see sign telling you not to do it.

this is my favourite ever warning sign

did you see a sign saying bridge out ?

jimbles · #21 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 12:47 PM

nope conan. If you get on yahoo i'd explain to you what happened

ratman · #22 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 06:06 PM

oh dear oh dear oh dear.crazy lady says her head went in the toilet thanks to her carer...the lady is a paranoid nutter with health problems. i checked her medical history.she was admitted to hospital by her neighbour because he smacked over the head with a chair leg when she tried climbing through his window...

Conan_Troutman · #23 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ratman

oh dear oh dear oh dear.crazy lady says her head went in the toilet thanks to her carer...the lady is a paranoid nutter with health problems. i check her medical history.shewas admitted to hospital by neighbour because he smacked over the head with a chair leg when she tried climbing through his window...

maybe you could re write that and fill in the missing links so us with out psychic powers can understand it.