you didn't deserve that...

[ratman]

it's official.i now work for injurylawyers4u i thought i would be in advertising and say stuff like "you didn't deserve that" but instead i just sort whether the people who phone in have a genuine claim that will win at court.this lady phoned in saying she tripped over a wet floor caution sign and wanted compensation from her boss...is she some sort of nutter.how do you trip over a wet floor caution sign?"is this a joke?" "no" "we can't help you i'm afraid your own incompetence led to that" the idiots that phone in...

[ChrisPs3]

Lmfao, that's like saying I jumped off a cliff but it wasn't my fault..

[ratman]

the other one was i sprained my wrist trying to remove it from a vending machine that ate my money and didn't dispense...office vending machines are ten years old and have rotten ryvita inside.

[ChrisPs3]

LOL, you must get some pretty good laughs working there, though!

[ratman]

they're just looking for a handout with really bad complaints ..the soap made my hands dry up... i could go on

[shahidali619]

lol what a job!!!!, do IL4U take part of your compensation if you win the court case?

[ratman]

sadly no i'm not sure where the money comes from i'm at the bottom of the organisation it's like the mafia "tony my son,you have done the family a great honour by pushing pipe off ledge onto woman so she call us..."

[seanc]

Ahhh ratman i fell over eh um bag in the hall and fell down a stairs, i want my monies b1atch

[ratman]

not a chance, you ain't getting anything from me.

over eh um bag

my instructor tells me people who hesitate are lying *censored*s and i should hang up on them. i'm tight on money right now as it is and i'm not losing my bonus. I EARNED £230 this week...soon i'll be able to buy the latest games without raiding my savings!

[jimbles]

i got a second degree burn using a product of some companies, and it never said risk of burns on instructions... surely that's a claim?

[ratman]

surely it says flammable on the package if not you might have a claim but risk of burn...what was the product?

[jimbles]

nope says nthing about it maybe burning!

i followed the instructions properly, but it gave me second degree burns

really sore, blistered and itchy

[PhatBoy92]

Originally Posted by ratman

surely it says flammable on the package if not you might have a claim but risk of burn...what was the product?

Delay spray, for men

[SBOB1]

Originally Posted by PhatBoy92

Delay spray, for men

LMAO nice one phatboy

[ratman]

white stallion delay spray...next time you'll see me i'll be on dragons den