Woo proper drunk thread

[razgriz]

Originally Posted by cow moolester

Spent an hour and a half in a toilet with my mate while he vomited up continuously for the full 90 minutes. (Note: NEVAR! Have a shoulder of vodka, Champagne and 4 bottles of beer in the space of 45 minutes)


I was giggly from the whole situation because I myself was slightly off my face At least the birthday girl liked her present....cough syrup and a vibrating condom

you're a true friend!
there'll be plenty more anyway and that cocktail sounds good.
2 part beer, 2 parts vodka and topped with champagne for a bubbly finish. i'm gonna call it a cow

[tankanator]

Originally Posted by razgriz

you're a true friend!
there'll be plenty more anyway and that cocktail sounds good.
2 part beer, 2 parts vodka and topped with champagne for a bubbly finish. i'm gonna call it a cow

then get your @rse into the pub and order us both 1 razzy baybeh!

[washy1987]

haha yhe latst time i'll be drunk before ey holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't ****ing wait to go to kos, guna be amzing andwill do a request thread before i goooooooo!!

wooooooooooo

[razgriz]

I am tucked
I've texted my mates mum who is is in Egypt
Ashe called
Me a nutter but I'm to fufked to cate

.lfor some reason I have hall and Oates - out of touch, in my head. 80s brilliance like!

[lukester911]

Seeing as I'm underage then I'll just stand outside and drink the dregs...

[washy1987]

Originally Posted by razgriz

I've texted my mates mum who is is in Egypt

lol we want end results!!

[ChrisPs3]

You can tell if someone is faking being pissed because they type like this... ijm fkuskaing piedssesd.. it's really not 'THAT' hard to type when you've been drinking.

[lukester911]

You just type nonsense instead... I don't know personally but I've watched my dad try and write a proper sentence before

[razgriz]

Originally Posted by ChrisPs3

You can tell if someone is faking being pissed because they type like this... ijm fkuskaing piedssesd.. it's really not 'THAT' hard to type when you've been drinking.

when yer lying in bed, typing on an ipod touch and you can't even see straight, that's when crazy spelling is feasible!

[lukester911]

were'd did you get your I-pod touch from, and how much?

[razgriz]

Originally Posted by lukester911

were'd did you get your I-pod touch from, and how much?

drunk thread, cease non drink related conversation post haste. Don't reply

[Assassin24]

Originally Posted by ChrisPs3

You can tell if someone is faking being pissed because they type like this... ijm fkuskaing piedssesd.. it's really not 'THAT' hard to type when you've been drinking.

i have been so drunk before i tried typing with the mouse....did not turn out as i planned was basically me mashing the mouse shouting out the letters

[washy1987]

Originally Posted by ChrisPs3

You can tell if someone is faking being pissed because they type like this... ijm fkuskaing piedssesd.. it's really not 'THAT' hard to type when you've been drinking.

i think someone needs to go out and get tipsy, because you certainly have no idea.

last night i was out of my face, the first time in about a month. and i tells ya, i dont remember half of the night. posting on the forum was pretty annoying too.

[ChrisPs3]

That's because you're slightly retarded. <3

But seriously, I can type fine if I've been drinking.. not perfect, but not all that.. dfnriogrtmgvkbmrgvneobvgnuobnytobyto jizz.

[denny_mc]

why did the pub close??? its onyl early.... i want beer adn peanuts.... stupid pub.... gggggrrrrrrrrrr


ooooo a smigerete!!!! smoke smoke