Woo proper drunk thread

[washy1987]

one of the BEST nights i eveer had. im not that drunk rly, i think the alchi is getting used to me. i dont get as drunk anymore

anyway, the south owns nah seriously its wikid. down here. cant wait to the summer tbh

[razgriz]

Shopp da WIPO! I'm smashed, got a chilli esque pizza andvchipd on nom nom nom! Howcare you all we'd was! Theyv had the fresh prince tune on! Tune!

[pele_rocco]

You looked a long haired mess when I saw you this morning LOL. Also a very nice excuse to get out of driving miss daisy today.....you c*nt

[razgriz]

having a wank while drunk is solid!

[washy1987]

depends what toooo!

[max_power_dublin]

Wat a night !!!!!!!

If your ever in dublin go to barcode,

thurs is full of muppet students but it was valenines so i had to go find meself a moth,

anyway,

im elephents so scooby do,

talk to ya later,

The weekend has landed !!!

All that exists now is pubs, clubs, drugs and parties. I've got 48 hours from the world man, I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod**** to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dance floor, the free radicals inside me are freaking man, tonight I'm Jip Travolta I'm Peter Popper I'm going to never never land with my chosen family man, we're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything could happen tonight, this could be the best night of my life you know ! I've got 73 quid in my back burner and I'm gonna wax the lot man. The milky-bars are on me !

COOOOME OOOOONNNNN !!!!

[washy1987]

wow..ive just got up after last night lmao. worst night ever, so many mistakes haha.

[chippytom]

Yeahhhhhhh erdinger in bottles, who needs women when ya got me best friends alchihol and dope. Whooooo shouldve gone out with the gf but now shes all pissed and im ****ing stoned whoooop. gimme a packet of skids and a bottle of wheeeelies please eehhh

[jimbles]

well i got paraletic on friday night in the pubs.

me and me mate walked home, and decided to go to tesco at 1 in the morning (good old 24 hour tesco!).

i went to get some pringles, but i ****ing hate them! guess thats being drunk! haha

i grabbed a pot of pringles... and my ****ing luck.... i knocked the whole lot of the pringles down!

me mate fell in stitches... and i was made to pick them up by some riot van cops who just happened to walk past us at that time, maybe on a break!

i was like nooo id ddint mean it sire! i love you pigs!

after i picked them up. me and me mate was in a cell for the night.

i only called him a pig....


honestly..

oh yeah plus im underage hahaha!!

but Fack the law

[washy1987]

ahh. i enjoyed tonight, i need a good rest tho. i had a really good night, best since my post at the top of the page. the club we weree in was full of girls..seriously even the worst looking guy could have had 2. ahh essex is heaven.

[razgriz]

drunk n confused

[pele_rocco]

Went to Nooastle the other Saturday with the lads for my bessies stag. I had to organise so responsabilities were high

Was looking forward to hearing my secind favourite accent other than scouse (obviously). Was seriously dissapointed by lack of Geordies. All from leeds and Sheffield so forth. They have no idea on how to have a laugh other than climbing lamposts and shouing stupid ****. Not Funny.

Met some quality Irish lads who were very appreciative of the Scouse fun (as usual ). Always up for the craic (as usual).

Irish, Geordies + Scousers = Crazzzy time

[washy1987]

terrible accents. nearly as bad as the scots lol.

anyway, this thread needs a kickstart..and surely with bank holiday nearly upon us, we can all add our quality.

[pele_rocco]

Essex boys = ghey times

[washy1987]

Originally Posted by pele_rocco

Essex boys = ghey times

lol so muggy