Woo proper drunk thread - Page 4

jimbles · #46 (**permalink**) 13-01-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

well aas you kiniw im 17, and well tongith wnme and mates to out, thogutht woe whould reish tryin to get served in a nightyd clubs, sooo we aweent along asnd guess, wotd, ithey wserved us!!! so woooooohoooo goodcd night, ceppt the ploic saw us on wayback adn chssed us, me mate fell iand a puddle the a ghedge, i felt him and randn home haha

i'll interpret myself for those that didn't understand

well, as you know, i'm 17, and well tonight me and my mates went out, thought we would risk trying to get served in the night clubs., so we went along and guess what, they served us!!! So wooohoooo good night. Except the police saw us on the way back and chased us, my mate fell in a puddle, then into a hedge, i left him there and ran on home

thats it.

also, my mate called me this morning said the cops got him, and he know has a criminal record for drunken disorderly :lol:

Epithemus · #47 (**permalink**) 15-01-2008, 12:55 PM

ah the old drunk and disorderly, takes me back to my younger days and a night spent in the confines of a freezing cell with only a 1cm thick matress for company on a concrete bed and what I can't believe anyone has the audacity to call a blanket, more like toilet paper! Of course being without shoelaces and trousers didnt help, they take anything away from you that you may use to committ suicide, i mean ffs!

anyway being rather drunk and cold i wasn't in the mood for going quietly to sleep so i hatched a devious plan for my own amusement. The cops would come round every half hour or so and oepn this little slot and have a look round to make sure that i was still there i suppose and hadn't magically transported myself out or managed to slit my wrists with my toenails or something.

Anyways I camped myself out underneath the door below tthe slot and lay in wait for the next cop doing the rounds. low and behold about a half hour later (dunno how i didnt fall asleep) i hear the slot being opened and wait the appropriate 30 seconds or so while the cop wonders where i have absconded to before I leap up and cry 'BOO!'

Cue a nice policewoman jumping back right across the corridor with a look of horror and surprise and me laughing like a loon. Alas she said she was coming to see if i'd sobered up enough so that they could let me go, no chance of that now says she with a big angry head.

It was almost worth it for the look on her face, almost!

Assassin24 · #48 (**permalink**) 15-01-2008, 04:18 PM

ahhh good aul alcohol

our lives would be so boring

Epithemus · #49 (**permalink**) 15-01-2008, 04:42 PM

alcohol - the cause and solution of so many of the worlds problems

(the wisdom of homer)

washy1987 · #50 (**permalink**) 15-01-2008, 05:34 PM

LOL thats actually a funny story

washy1987 · #51 (**permalink**) 19-01-2008, 03:01 AM

besdt night i ever had.

razgriz · #52 (**permalink**) 19-01-2008, 04:39 AM

******ed! My mate pulled a moony and a bizzybcame over and said if he did f pit his ass away he'd put him on the sex offensers list hahaha
went the krazy house, looked for xells then moshed a tad then went he k3 and ****ing danced mybarse off to some Hella fat trance! Adagio for strings, the blade song, alice dj, sand storm and all sorts
wahooooi! iPod makes my spelling good roffleZ!

washy1987 · #53 (**permalink**) 26-01-2008, 03:21 AM

best moment of the night? some birds me and my mates 'pulled' in the summer came up to us and rememberd who we were, what our names were and what we looked like. needless to say, me and my mates had absolutely no idea what ther names were lol. not impressed were they

razgriz · #54 (**permalink**) 26-01-2008, 04:52 AM

In smashed!
pulled some chick by saying I made and tested teabags by sewing them together then dunking them innhot
water rapidly so the taste doesn't go hahaha: god I'm so drunk, I love you all!