just noticed I did post from christmas eve drunkeness, what a night!
turns out I was on the phone to my mate telling her I was in a moist bush, dragging my phone along the wall to make noises and rating girls for her as they passed. As I was drunk, they could hear my saying that they're fit and I'd smash(sexy time) them haha
the moist bush was litteraly a bush that was wet from the rain
I was on the phone for 34 minutes chatting absolute ****e but it was worth it
Christmas day was just family drunkness and pulp fiction
Boxing night started a bit downbeat, especially coz one of the boys had just dumped his missus and she was texting him saying she'd been spiked which was bull**** so we ignored her, downed some desperados(tequila and beer), some pitchers of cheeky vimto(3 blue wkds and 6 ports in a jug) and went dancin where I rapped rappers delight by the sugar hill gang to the entire dancefloor then found an Afro air guitared this charming man by the smiths
about 3am we left, ****ed about for ages, got a Hella nice burger and came home to find I'd accidently taped mighty boosh live, wahoo!
Overall, a good 3 days so far. Roll on new years eve!
I hope this vague description makes up for my lack of dedication to the drunk thread
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