weird story! chris go jump off a curb

tankanator · #1 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 01:13 PM

a friend of my dad knows this woman who went to amsterdam for a hen do with a load of other women... they were in this club and some really good looking guy walked in, and started chatting her up. he kept saying to her to come back to his place and she kept refusing... the women decided to go on a club crawl and took this guy along with them, where he was pestering the woman to go back to his place.

at the end of the night they had a kiss and that was that... couple days later, she started getting blisters and sores around her mouth, she went to doctor and they took some blood etc... day later she gets a phone call asking her to go to her doctors imeddiately. when she arrives there are police, so she starts panicking... the doctor tells her its a bacterial infection and can be treated, BUT he then tells her this bacterial infection is common amongst necrophyliacs! so the police take a statement, asking her where shes been etc... she tells them about msterdam and she you only kissed this guy... the police then contatced the dutch police, where they got cctv footage of the guy in the clubs with them... they then raided this guys apartment and found 2 dead students!

if this woman had gone back with this guy, she would have been victim no.3

true story people.

Madman · #2 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 01:17 PM

LOL. Thats fooked up !! She was dead lucky...

tankanator · #3 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Madman

LOL. Thats fooked up !! She was dead lucky...

shes recently divorced which is why she didnt go back lol

Madman · #4 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 01:27 PM

Ya didn't get me pun then !!?

Besides I knew Rav'd get caught sooner or later !!

tankanator · #5 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Madman

Ya didn't get me pun then !!?

Besides I knew Rav'd get caught sooner or later !!

lol i did get it

who was recently over in amsterdam?? they guy whs games room caught alight!

pitviper67 · #6 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 01:30 PM

The guy seemed dead on to me!

End_Begins · #7 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Madman

LOL. Thats fooked up !! She was dead lucky...

lol Dead lucky.Dead girls dont say no

pele_rocco · #8 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 01:39 PM

dead eye d1ck

pitviper67 · #9 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 01:41 PM

Syphallis face freak with dead birds in the cupboard!!

CashMoneygramz · #10 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 03:55 PM

he must of been on the hunt for some fresh meat

Conan_Troutman · #11 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 03:56 PM

your dads a bigger bullsh1tter then you....now quit with the urban myths and legends and tell us a real story....and not the one about the maniac flashing his lights at your auntie who just left the petrol station.

tankanator · #12 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan_Troutman

your dads a bigger bullsh1tter then you....now quit with the urban myths and legends and tell us a real story....and not the one about the maniac flashing his lights at your auntie who just left the petrol station.

its true... its in a duth newspaper my dads mate has... which he showed my dad as proof

CashMoneygramz · #13 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 04:03 PM

you hear the about the gang who for its initiation you had to kidnapp a girl and bring her to the rest of the gang for some rapage?

dont remember the whole thing,

women went to petrol station as she went to pay for her petrol some gang member noobie jump into the back of her car boot and was going to kidnap and rape her at some point that night, but luckily someone see the guy jump into the boot went into the shop told the women to stay in the shop and range the police. when the police interviewed the guy he said about the gang inhitiantion thing

Conan_Troutman · #14 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CashMoneygramz

you hear the about the gang who for its initiation you had to kidnapp a girl and bring her to the rest of the gang for some rapage?

dont remember the whole thing,

women went to petrol station as she went to pay for her petrol some gang member noobie jump into the back of her car boot and was going to kidnap and rape her at some point that night, but luckily someone see the guy jump into the boot went into the shop told the women to stay in the shop and range the police. when the police interviewed the guy he said about the gang inhitiantion thing

wowo a twist on the flashing light maniac myth....you are all so gullible....@tank....I want a pic or link to said newspaper....or it lies....all lies

here is one that is true.

my dog once ran off and sh!t on an asian grave....I am not proud of it nor do I condone this type of thing...any who's I go off baby sitting that night to arrive home the next morning.( I always slept ant my aunt and uncles) to find a cop car out side my house, the place was all locked up and no one home.

this copper gets out and says "you must be Richard"...I was a little startled

he then explains my parents and bro are stopping with freinds.

that night about ten asians broke into our house held my parents at knife point and where going to stab me to teach me a lesson...they kicked my dog around the house but luckily didn't hurt her.

so I wrang my mate Tattie (Atif) his dad was head of the mosque told him all about it...next same blokes came back and appologised....even paid for the vet bills

wonder how that storey would have changed if A, I had stayed at home as I was going to, B I hadn't been freinds with Tattie