Sorry...Bathroom Behaviour

Conan_Troutman · #1 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 10:22 PM

ok this ones a bit weird and not for those easily offended.

I was told that all peeps wipe their a$$ with their left hand due to the fact they pick at food with their right, after being told this I have found I do, and also the eating habits of other seem to indicate it may be true to others.

so I have a few questions

a do you use your right or left hand to wipe?

do you look when you wipe?

if you don't look how do you know you have got it all?

and should I be worried that my sh!t is currently green?

cow moolester · #2 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 10:26 PM

I use my right hand

And I don't constantly check...

Ya know if there'll be left-over smears depending on whether it's a dry poo or a wet poo.

pele_rocco · #3 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 10:26 PM

Right

No

Cos my bumhole feels like sandpaper when im finished

Yes

cow moolester · #4 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 10:28 PM

And might I add this title is very misleading... I thought this was the title of Milzy's tape

guil07 · #5 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pele_rocco

Right

No

Cos my bumhole feels like sandpaper when im finished

Yes

same

rav1410 · #6 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan_Troutman

and should I be worried that my sh!t is currently green?

Are ya taking that Wheatgrass stuff? That turns it green, And gives it a weird taste too

Conan_Troutman · #7 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by rav1410

Are ya taking that Wheatgrass stuff? That turns it green, And gives it a weird taste too

no all I have eaten since my last deposit which was of normal colour is

toast
crunchy nut
raspberries
strawberries
a pear and apple and some cheese
a KFC (chicken chips beans and coleslaw)

EDIT: TASTE WTF

pele_rocco · #8 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rav1410

And gives it a weird taste too

Scatboys new apprentice! Love it

jimbles · #9 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 10:51 PM

right hand

dont check

my ass starts to chafe from the paper

yes be worried

PhatBoy92 · #10 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 03:44 AM

right

well..eh...no comment

my scathole gos dry

never had green sh1t before, not that i remember. send some round to me and i'll ea...examine it

pele_rocco · #11 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 09:49 AM

roflroflrofl

pitviper67 · #12 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by PhatBoy92

right

well..eh...no comment

my scathole gos dry

never had green sh1t before, not that i remember. send some round to me and i'll ea...examine it

Bebababaddabo...........He's the Scatman!

Milzywoo · #13 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 10:26 AM

Ewww!!
Typical men

Omega-Time2Die · #14 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conan_Troutman

ok this ones a bit weird and not for those easily offended.

I was told that all peeps wipe their a$$ with their left hand due to the fact they pick at food with their right, after being told this I have found I do, and also the eating habits of other seem to indicate it may be true to others.

so I have a few questions

a do you use your right or left hand to wipe?

do you look when you wipe?

if you don't look how do you know you have got it all?

and should I be worried that my sh!t is currently green?

I use my right hand...

Now and then!

Naa happened to me a few times...

And new QUESTION

Do you squat...or lean to the side when you wipe?

pitviper67 · #15 (**permalink**) 11-08-2008, 12:36 PM

I use bog roll, never had to wipe my arse with any of my hands thankfully