jimbles and seans story..

jimbles · #1 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 03:30 AM

we was bored, and came up with this story together!

on the 9th september, the big bang machine is turned on. All that happens is particles collide, and small black holes appear but go as fast as they came. But alas, out one black hole, crept a creature, red skinned and horned! It was HellBoy! Jimbles and Sean decided to take the rightful position of his parents, Jimbles being the father and Sean the mother. Sean has to feed, change and put him to sleep, whilst Jimbles got to do all the fun stuff, like play with him and stuff.

All was going well, when Sean threatened to run away with HellBoy, it turned a bit awkward. Then Jimbles said that wouldn't happen, because HellBoy loves daddy too much! However, mummy Sean wasn't happy, so Sean and Jimbles had to make a deal to keep their relationship strong! It went like this, to trian HellBoy to be bad, and use his key arm to get them money from robbing banks and scaring people with his key arm!

Sean and Jimbles then got a mansion from all this money, and Sean also got a pink lambo! Jimbles got a 100" TV with surround, a PS3 and every single game and also a nice Bentley! All seemed to be going great, but they one day HellBoy grew too old and independant, and left home.

One day, HellBoy figured what his arm was for, and opened the gateway to hell. All monsters started flooding out and attacking everyone. Sean swapped his pink lambo for a pink ferrarri, to scare the monsters away from the mansion with its loud engine, whilst Jimbles put on his surround sound system full blast. This kept the monster at bay. Whilst keeping the monsters at bay, they got all the main PS3-Leagues members into their mansion, each supplied with their own PC, laptop, ps3 and all games for ps3. Also, PhatBoy gains a special scat maid, scat room and scat hotline for us to call him on about anything scat related. Bman also gets a gold recliner chair for making us meet each other with this forum! Also included was a maid to get them food and drink. They also got their own server installed in the basement, a 10 billion trigabite one, so everyone was able to connect without any lag to games, and we wouldn't even have to meet face to face!

When all this was done, HellBoy made sure no hell monsters came and attacked the mansion, by killing them or beating them to a pulp. So we all live happily ever after whilst the world is falling around us with hell unleashed on it!

seanc · #2 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 03:33 AM

I was the one who wanted everyone in the forum in our house

jimbles · #3 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 03:34 AM

yes, i was reluctant at first, untill we got the idea of the big massive connection server, then i was fine!

PhatBoy92 · #4 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 11:05 AM

stopped reading at creature...

Conan_Troutman · #5 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by PhatBoy92

stopped reading at creature...

me too.

washy1987 · #6 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 11:29 AM

not to burst the whole bubble or anything, but its the 10th sept.

Omega-Time2Die · #7 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by washy1987

not to burst the whole bubble or anything, but its the 10th sept.

....LMAO...

Haha

Excellent Washy lol

Conan_Troutman · #8 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by washy1987

not to burst the whole bubble or anything, but its the 10th sept.

Moron...its only the 6th...man don't you people know how to read a date...if in doubt hover mouse over those digit things that change every 60 seconds at the bottom right of the screen

PS if you are reading this tomorrow...
today is the 7th
today is the 8th
today is jimbles birthday (info may not be accurate)
today we all die
___________________________________Flatline Get it________________

Omega-Time2Die · #9 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Conan_Troutman

Moron...its only the 6th...man don't you people know how to read a date...if in doubt hover mouse over those digit things that change every 60 seconds at the bottom right of the screen

PS if you are reading this tomorrow...
today is the 7th
today is the 8th
today is jimbles birthday (info may not be accurate)
today we all die
___________________________________Flatline Get it________________

Your the moron...He doesnt mean todays date...He means the date of the experiment...Jimbles says in the story the experiment was the 9th...

Washy then said it was the 10th.

Conan_Troutman · #10 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Omega-Time2Die

Your the moron...He doesnt mean todays date...He means the date of the experiment...Jimbles says in the story the experiment was the 9th...

Washy then said it was the 10th.

actually that would make you the moron for not seeing the blatant p!ss take...I have always been a facetious sh!t...you should just learn to either play along or groan loudly like every one else...but don't make your self look stupid for try to point something out to me that was very plain to see.

any ways still doesn't change the fact today's the 6th and washys exact words were.

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Originally Posted by washy1987

not to burst the whole bubble or anything, but its the 10th sept.

now lets look at the bit in bold..and correct the grammar

but it's the 10th sept

now lets cut out any coloquealisms

but it is the 10th sept

now do you get the joke...or would you like it explaining further

Omega-Time2Die · #11 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Conan_Troutman

actually that would make you the moron for not seeing the blatant p!ss take...I have always been a facetious sh!t...you should just learn to either play along or groan loudly like every one else...but don't make your self look stupid for try to point something out to me that was very plain to see.

any ways still doesn't change the fact todays the 6th and washys eact word were.
now lets look at the bit in bold..and correct the grammar

but it's the 10th sept

now lets cut out any coloquealisms

but it is the 10th sept

now do you get the joke...or would you like it explaining further

Man I feel like putting these new mod powers to the test and b1tch slappin yo ass lol...

But instead ill just ignore this thread now and pretend i never posted...

Try not to be a 'facetious sh1t' then in future

guil07 · #12 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 11:51 AM

ya know aht he meant conan stop bein a twit

Conan_Troutman · #13 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Omega-Time2Die

Man I feel like putting these new mod powers to the test and b1tch slappin yo ass lol...

But instead ill just ignore this thread now and pretend i never posted...

Try not to be a 'facetious sh1t' then in future

disguised apology accepted....lol

I have never been bitch slapped by a mod before....will it hurt

@ Jimble...sorry thought I would try and bring this thread to life seeing how you nearly killed it from the word creature