I went to the strip club with Roman, but for some reason i decided to beat the doorman up before i went in.
I entered the building and was met with his coleague, so i did him aswell...then all the strippers started running out the place... i feel cheated
This is a true story....
I was out with 5 mates on Friday in Torquay and we went to a lap dancing club.
Got a beer, and shortly after i was approached by a girl some 20 years younger than me...asking if i wanted a private dance for £20.
The dance would last 10 minutes, but she would be naked during this.
I told her i have never been to a lap dancing club before and it was all new to me, i said £20 was a bit expensive, cos my sister only charges me a fiver!!!
Didnt see her after that

but i saved myself £20....well £15 actually cos i had to give my sister a fiver
Ok last bits a lie, but the rest is true
