[cow moolester]

I can hardly remember any of it!

Was in school and I had lucozade..my friend wanted a bit and before he drank any he smells it. I ask why and he goes "Just wanna make sure there's no vodka in it"

Then tonight I was at a free gaff and my mate was handing beer around for everyone and just goes to me "Whoah Colin are you sure you'll be able to handle it without speedboating christine?"