[Conan_Troutman]

ok this ones a bit weird and not for those easily offended.

I was told that all peeps wipe their a$$ with their left hand due to the fact they pick at food with their right, after being told this I have found I do, and also the eating habits of other seem to indicate it may be true to others.

so I have a few questions

a do you use your right or left hand to wipe?

do you look when you wipe?

if you don't look how do you know you have got it all?

and should I be worried that my sh!t is currently green?