[Conan_Troutman]

I went with wide cos the women like a big girth....then I realised Raz had short changed me in the length department and now I can't go to the gym as I do not want to be seen naked in the shower with a short ****

so now I am big and fat and my knob never gets wet in the shower ...on the bright side its always in the shade when sunbathing nekid...so no sunburn on old shep

PS always wear ribbed condoms inside out....why should she have all the pleasure